Gadget Enthusiast Pet Owner Gifts

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'Stop texting me and go back to barking.'

The AdRams Family no.5 - Dog plays trick on owner

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."