Gadget-loving Dog Owner Gifts

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

A dog and a robot dog

His Master's Data.

"He created Bitecoin."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Labradrone

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

'Polly wants on-line.'

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

Distracted dog walker.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"