Gadget-loving Dog Owner Prints

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

A dog and a robot dog

His Master's Data.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"He created Bitecoin."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Labradrone

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Polly wants on-line.'

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Distracted dog walker.

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.