Gadget-loving Canine Companion Gifts

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

Remote control bone.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Dog Selfie

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

Beware of Blog

Dog licking laptop.

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

Buster's Blog.

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

The ipod dog leash.

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.