Gadget-loving Canine Companion T-Shirts

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Online Dog Dating

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

Remote control bone.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Dog Selfie

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

Beware of Blog

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

Dog licking laptop.

Buster's Blog.

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'