Gadget-loving Dog T-Shirts

"These toys are insulting. If you want me to entertain myself, then I'll take the new iPad."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

A dog and a robot dog

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Online Dog Dating

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

Doggy satellite dish.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Remote control bone.

Laptop fetching dog.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Dog Selfie