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Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.