Gadget-loving Dog Mugs

"These toys are insulting. If you want me to entertain myself, then I'll take the new iPad."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

A dog and a robot dog

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Online Dog Dating

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Distracted dog walker.

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Doggy satellite dish.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Dog Selfie

Laptop fetching dog.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Remote control bone.