Gadget-loving Pet Fan Gifts

Dog licking laptop.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

A blue dog wearing headphones

Doggy satellite dish.

Dog Selfie

Laptop fetching dog.

Remote control bone.

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"You can't use a search engine to find where you buried your bone."

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

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