Techy Pet Lovers Gifts

"I can't tell who is smarter. They're both using smartphones."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Labradrone

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Something to do with algorithms."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Polly wants on-line.'

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Distracted dog walker.

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."