Tech-savvy Pet Lovers Gifts

'It was bad enough when the grand kids knew more about technology than me.'

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"You found him on the Internet?"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"He created Bitecoin."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Something to do with algorithms."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"