Tech-savvy Pet Lovers Mugs

'It was bad enough when the grand kids knew more about technology than me.'

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"You found him on the Internet?"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Something to do with algorithms."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."