Techy Pet Lover Mugs

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

His Master's Data.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."