Techy Pet Lovers Prints

"I can't tell who is smarter. They're both using smartphones."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Something to do with algorithms."

"He created Bitecoin."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Distracted dog walker.

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Polly wants on-line.'