Techie Pet Gifts

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Where steel wool comes from.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Laptop fetching dog.

"Are you on NapChat again?"

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

A blue dog wearing headphones

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Doggy satellite dish.