Techie Pet T-Shirts

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Where steel wool comes from.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Doggy satellite dish.

"Are you on NapChat again?"

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

A blue dog wearing headphones

Laptop fetching dog.

Content Cat vs Cat Content