Techie Pet Owner Gifts

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

A dog and a robot dog

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.