Techie Dog Owner Gifts

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

Geeks and their dogs.

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Labradrone

"He created Bitecoin."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

'Polly wants on-line.'

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

The next logical step in invisible fence technology.

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.