Techie With A Pet Pillows

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Geeks and their dogs.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Tinder

Where steel wool comes from.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"It's a cat-scanner."

"Are you on NapChat again?"

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

A blue dog wearing headphones

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'