Digital Enthusiast With A Pet Pillows

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

A blue dog wearing headphones

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

Beware of Blog

Dog licking laptop.

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

Dog Training - "Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.'"

"I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel."

Free E kittens.