Digital Dog Enthusiast Pillows

Dog views website: www.oof.com

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Tinder

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

Hungry labradors online.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

Beware of Blog

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

Dog licking laptop.

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

Buster's Blog.

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'