Digital Dog Enthusiast Gifts

Dog views website: www.oof.com

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"He created Bitecoin."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Tinder

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

Hungry labradors online.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

Beware of Blog

Buster's Blog.

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

Dog licking laptop.

'He ignores my commands. But he does follow me on Twitter.'

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.