Digital Pet Aficionados Gifts

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"Does he byte?"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

Sniffchat

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Cat computer game.

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

A blue dog wearing headphones

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"We better go - our dog's starting to look bored!"