Digital Pet Aficionados Gifts

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"She's all over YouTube."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Does he byte?"

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Sniffchat

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Cat computer game.

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'It's another fax from your dog.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Doggy satellite dish.

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Laptop fetching dog.

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

A blue dog wearing headphones

"We better go - our dog's starting to look bored!"