Virtual Pet Enthusiasts Gifts

"You found him on the Internet?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"He was a sea rescue."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"She's all over YouTube."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

When Pugs dream.

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"I'm willing to try you out. But you'll have to give up the whole cat thing."

Nethead strip: Attention demanding Cyberpet

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"You taught Rover to beg?...well that's wonderful dear"