Virtual Pet Enthusiasts Pillows

"You found him on the Internet?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He was a sea rescue."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"She's a miniature."

"She's all over YouTube."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"You taught Rover to beg?...well that's wonderful dear"

When Pugs dream.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"I'm willing to try you out. But you'll have to give up the whole cat thing."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"