Virtual Pet Keeper Gifts

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Parrot Perch

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Nethead strip: Attention demanding Cyberpet

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Whose a pretty boy,then?" "You don't have to answer that."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Does he byte?"

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."