Virtual Pet Adventurer Gifts

"This virtual cat is just the real thing. The default setting is, 'Ignore'."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

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"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Mice escaped again@?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Canine Tours

Wanted dog! reward!

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."