Virtual Pet Adventurer Gifts

"This virtual cat is just the real thing. The default setting is, 'Ignore'."

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

i-teddy

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

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'Mice escaped again@?'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Wanted dog! reward!

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Virtual Lap Dancing

Canine Tours