Doggie Digital Enthusiast Gifts

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

The Computer Bore

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Graduates on their phones

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

A dog and a robot dog

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"He created Bitecoin."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"