Doggie Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Hungry labradors online.

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Remote control bone.

"Friend request from the mailman? Nice try."

Dog Selfie

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Beware of Blog

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

'I have hundreds of friends on the internet: I'm not a lone-wolf in cyberspace...'

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

Buster's Blog.

"This whole 'Twitter' thing would be a lot better if I didn't have to hunt and peck."

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats