Doggie Digital Enthusiast Pillows

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

The Computer Bore

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

A dog and a robot dog

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"He created Bitecoin."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"