Canine Tech Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Giraffe Selfie

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Tinder

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Distracted dog walker.

Where steel wool comes from.

Hungry labradors online.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'