Tech Enthusiast With A Furry Friend Pillows

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Dog Selfie

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Remote control bone.

A blue dog wearing headphones

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

Lionesses angry at lion as his mobile phone has gone off while stalking gazelle

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

Pet Communication

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

The ipod dog leash.

Deer crossing the road holding a mobile phone.