Tech Enthusiast With A Furry Friend Pillows

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"This is so going on Instagram."

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"It's a cat-scanner."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Dog Selfie

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Remote control bone.

A blue dog wearing headphones

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Lionesses angry at lion as his mobile phone has gone off while stalking gazelle

Pet Communication

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

"The drone-cam shows the farmer and the dog in the high paddock, so the chicken-coop is unprotected: Go for it Dad!"

Monkey does a search for 'Animal rights'.