Gadget Guru With A Pooch Pillows

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Den Furniture

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Tinder

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"It's a cat-scanner."

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

Max loved his new iPAWED.

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'

Dog Training - "Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.'"

Dog online shopping suggestions.

"These toys are insulting. If you want me to entertain myself, then I'll take the new iPad."

"I found an app for tummy rubs."