Tech Enthusiast With Pets Pillows

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Tinder

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Where steel wool comes from.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

Content Cat vs Cat Content

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

A blue dog wearing headphones

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

Next year we get her something besides field full of squirrels.

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"He's a laptop dog!"

'Worms!? She must have picked them up on the Internet.'