Tech Enthusiast With Pets Pillows

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Where steel wool comes from.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

A blue dog wearing headphones

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"He's a laptop dog!"

'Worms!? She must have picked them up on the Internet.'

"The treats are in there, but it's password protected."