Gadget Geek With Pets Pillows

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

Dog licking laptop.

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

Max loved his new iPAWED.

Bugging/Debugging.

"I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel."

Dog to other: 'I have to do my business outside now that we've switched to paperless.'

"I found an app for tummy rubs."