Pet Gadget Geek Pillows

Max loved his new iPAWED.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

State of the Art Dog.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Doggy satellite dish.

Laptop fetching dog.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"You can't use a search engine to find where you buried your bone."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Beware of Blog

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'