Pet Gadget Geek Pillows

Max loved his new iPAWED.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

State of the Art Dog.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Doggy satellite dish.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Laptop fetching dog.

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"You can't use a search engine to find where you buried your bone."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Beware of Blog

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'