Pet Gear Guru Pillows

'I believe in delegating nonprofessional duties. In my place the technicians sell the leashes and rubber bones!'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Bathing the dog

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

State of the Art Dog.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"It's mouseborn."

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Do you look like your pet ?

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Lion with hair straighteners.

Pet bird on a lead.

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

'Was that the only balling gun you had with you, Doctor?'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

Trophy dog stick

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Pet Clinic

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.