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'I believe in delegating nonprofessional duties. In my place the technicians sell the leashes and rubber bones!'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Bathing the dog

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

State of the Art Dog.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"It's mouseborn."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Do you look like your pet ?

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Pet bird on a lead.

Lion with hair straighteners.

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'Was that the only balling gun you had with you, Doctor?'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Pet Clinic

Trophy dog stick

Dog checks out His Master's Website.