Pet Grooming Guru T-Shirts

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

Lion with hair straighteners.

Bathing the dog

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Dog Park

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dating is so expensive...

Dogs shaving