Vet Equipment Enthusiast Pillows

'Was that the only balling gun you had with you, Doctor?'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'He wants a second opinion.'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Take You Home

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"I got horse dewormer..."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"It hurts when I warble."

"Shredder broken again?"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

Trophy dog stick

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

"I guess I could still hand and hunt."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.