Vet Equipment Enthusiast Gifts

'Was that the only balling gun you had with you, Doctor?'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'He wants a second opinion.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

Take You Home

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"I got horse dewormer..."

"It hurts when I warble."

"Shredder broken again?"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

I'll take it off when you stop biting your stitches. Veterinarian.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."