Dog-loving Gadgeteer Pillows

"I found an app for tummy rubs."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

His Master's Data.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

Tinder

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Beware of Blog

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

Dog licking laptop.

Buster's Blog.

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.

Max loved his new iPAWED.

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'

Dog Training - "Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.'"

"I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel."

Dog online shopping suggestions.

"These toys are insulting. If you want me to entertain myself, then I'll take the new iPad."