Animal Lover Who Loves Tech Pillows

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

His Master's Data.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

Where steel wool comes from.

Hungry labradors online.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"This is so going on Instagram."