Pet Techie Prints

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"It's a cat-scanner."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Geeks and their dogs.

'No need to shout.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"I have a terrible problem with a licking myself where I shouldn't?"

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"He's a hypochondriac."

'Doctor, why do you keep saying 'Whoa' to my dog?'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Gesundheit!"

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

'Yes, I said 'chicken soup!' Surely you know what chicken soup is.'

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."