Pet Tech Aficionado Prints

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"He's a laptop dog!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Tinder

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Where steel wool comes from.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Content Cat vs Cat Content

"It's a cat-scanner."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

A blue dog wearing headphones

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

'Yes, the training here is very thorough!'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'