Pet Tech Aficionado Mugs

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"He's a laptop dog!"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Tinder

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Where steel wool comes from.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

A blue dog wearing headphones

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'Yes, the training here is very thorough!'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"It's a cat-scanner."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'