Pet Tech Enthusiast Mugs

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

Bowzer friendly.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"The treats are in there, but it's password protected."

"I overheard her ask Alexa what we were thinking. rae we really that complicated?"

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"It's a cat-scanner."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

A blue dog wearing headphones

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Beware of Blog

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats

"That thing took my spot on her lap. I'm going to throw it right out the window the first chance I get."

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"He's a laptop dog!"

'Worms!? She must have picked them up on the Internet.'