Pet Technology Enthusiast Prints

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Next year we get her something besides field full of squirrels.

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Labradrone

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

'Polly wants on-line.'

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