Pet Tech Pioneers Pillows

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He's my school project for science class."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Dog fetches dice

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'Here's my business card.'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

"It's a cat-scanner."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'