Pet Care Innovator Pillows

Man walks dog using treadmill.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He's my school project for science class."

A Change of Scene.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Dog fetches dice

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

Sometimes he rubbed her the wrong way - which really rubbed her the wrong way.

'Here's my business card.'

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"This is the director of our customer loyalty program."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"My human majored in 'business' management."

Robot feeding Baby.

Pet Clinic

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

'Your lizard has a reptile dysfunction.'

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

Bad Ideas

"I don't really need to go out, but as his best friend and life coach, he needs the exercise."

Liquid mice.